Message from ugly McButterface:
“Look, I am not gonna say something funny because until I get to know someone I won’t invest a lot of energy…so since you have a track record of not responding…I will wait to hear from you. You have 3 days.”
This is a new tack, putting me on the defensive like this, and I appreciate that, so I’ll respond:
1. I generally don’t respond to guys that just have one picture. So, for the sake of your future with other ladies, I’d get to uploading if I were you.
2. I find it curious men who say they don’t want to meet women their own age. I’m going to be 37 one day (unless this awful online dating kills me first and, trust me, it’s well on its way to giving me a fucking heart attack) and that future 37-year-old thinks you’re probably limiting yourself.
3. You used the word “chillin’.” I mean, wow.
4. You know the time you should probably invest A LOT of energy? First impression.