Let’s go to the chat transcript:
me: A little concerned that this guy might be overweight. He calls himself “average.” In his pictures he looks pretty fit, so I’m confused. Maybe he doesn’t know what average is. Average to me is blorpy gross because we’re Americans.
. i consider myself average
me: ok, well that’s fine
Bobby: i mean, gay “a little extra” or whatever
but heterosexual normal
me: ah, the gay conversion scale
Bobby: i mean, if you’re ok with someone with a little belly and potentially fat guy nipples, then he’s probably fine.
me: oof. I dunno. I’ll just have to see.
I’m pretty into, you know, emaciated men
Bobby: It’s cool
it’s nothing to be ashamed.
me: I like to think of myself as having a type
Bobby: Just keep pushing this unrealistic beauty standard on men until we all subsist on nothing but kale.
Bobby: YOU’RE SISSYFYING AMERICA WITH YOUR SOY