Because you signed up for a dating site. That’s why you’re here. Don’t pretend that you don’t understand this. Don’t pretend that you’re above it. You are here because you are a lonely fuck just like the rest of us and you don’t want to be lonely anymore. Don’t be all burnout-behind-the-school-dumpster cool. That’s not who you are. You’re a dude who is facing his 40s alone. Embrace this. No one is forcing you to online date. And if someone is, call the fucking authorities, man!