Message 1: Nice. Message me if interested. Highly bored today. Pardon the generic-sounding message. I looked over your profile, I promise.
Message 2: PS - there’s someone I’ve been seeing for a few weeks, but she’s not available today, so I’m taking a shot with you. Just letting you know in the interest of transparency. She and I aren’t exclusive, and we haven’t been physical.
Message 3: PPS - just to be clear, though, I’m not into polyamory or cheating.